Georgia Lottery’s 20th Anniversary

20 Years. That’s longer than most celebrity marriages.

I’m only 11 years into my marriage, so I can see why the Georgia Lottery wanted to celebrate their 20th. It’s a big deal. 20 years of happy tears, celebrations, early retirements, and the best of all, giving the finger to the boss. Here’s to 20 more.

If I won, you’d never see me again…

…but really, I’d change my name…

…my kids would never see me again…

…obviously I’m joking.

I’m not joking.